Anonyme asked: Are you always naked or

i really am though, yeah, sorry

one day i’ll get a hobby or friend or haircut. probably 

visit with my mother “baby you look like a suicidal granny” “dear since when do you not shave?” yeah alright love you too?

i’ve hardly moved since i got out of work i am so sick of moving. a smarmy old man visiting from belgium who lied and said it was his birthday when i told him there was carrot cake hung around a hour or so after his friend had left. he handed me disaronno and i politely explained i was on the clock. he asked Cheng if it was alright and he said “yes whatever”. yes whatever

hi internet here’s a picture of me being bored and boring aren’t you glad this technology exists well aren’t you just 

the weather is fantastic too tired to do anything about it